Mama Juana episode coming at you so hide yo wives; we’re gonna tickle that butt – B2B Eppie #005

Mama Juana episode coming at you so hide yo wives; we’re gonna tickle that butt!  We go around the horn discussing the impact players around the league in this eppie:

  • What is Mama Juana?  You’ll never guess which NHL team is on the shot glass Chuck and Hartsy use to down the entire bottle
  • Mango-ritas – don’t knock ’em until you’ve tried them
  • What do we consider an “impact player” / “game-changer” ?
  • Hartsy shows some love for Trocheck, Forsberg, Vasilevskiy, Kane, and Lehner (what is he thinking?) among others
  • Chuck shows some love for RyJo, Seth Jones, Zetterberg, the Big Pavelski, Wayne-train Simmonds, and Chara (say what?) among others
  • Chad Eddie is the wildcard of all wildcards – he pulls a Grazi-no-show on us this week
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Pavelski’s leadership and game-changing ability

John Tavares (Johnny T)… RESPECT!

Phil Kessel – “I can ball!”

Ryan Carter goes undercover at a beer league game

HAT TRICK!  Hartsy’s dream comes true, Chuck’s just a little butt-hurt, Marleau’s contract, NHL playoff predictions, and thoughts on Adidas jerseys

It’s the hat trick eppie from Chuck’s dungeon!

Welcome back to the fold.  Today, we had a lot to chirp about including:

  • Hartsy’s dream comes true (at the Easton Chiller, of all places)
  • Chuck gets just a little butt-hurt
  • Is Marleau worth $6.25MM/year for the next 3 years?  He is 38 years old coming into the season.  Hartsy predicts 25, 18, and then 12 goals over the next three seasons… Chuck says don’t worry about it.
  • We discuss playoff predictions for Western and Eastern conferences, and pick our Stanley Cup match-ups
  • Chuck weighs in on the new Adidas jerseys

Chuck’s and Hartsy’s playoff predictions:

Western Conference playoff predictions

1Nashville PredatorsEdmonton Oilers
2Edmonton OilersNashville Predators
3Chicago BlackhawksAnaheim Ducks
4Anaheim DucksSt Louis Blues
5Dallas StarsChicago Blackhawks
6Winnipeg JetsCalgary Flames
7San Jose SharksMinnesota Wild
8St Louis BluesWinnipeg Jets

Eastern Conference playoff predictions

1Tampa Bay LightningToronto Maple Leafs
2Pittsburgh PenguinsPittsburgh Penguins
3Toronto Maple LeafsColumbus Blue Jackets
4Columbus Blue JacketsTampa Bay Lightning
5Ottawa SenatorsWashington Capitals
6Washington CapitalsBoston Bruins
7New York RangersMontreal Canadiens
8Florida PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

Chuck picked the Pittsburgh Penguins to three-peat as Stanley Cup champions over the Edmonton Oilers.

Hartsy picked the Toronto Maple Leafs to win the Stanley Cup in an epic series over the Edmonton Oilers.